Going recently with a friend on cars for business. The intersection of two streets that are not on every map of the city will find. Oddly enough traffic police inspector standing. From here came from, I do not know, but it slows us. Approached. Introduced himself. 
Friend out of the car and submit documents.
Inspector carefully studying them. Checks checkup. Then ask to see first-aid kit, fire extinguisher, open the trunk carefully inspect parts of the machine, covered with foil under Carbon . In general, fumbling at the machine for ten minutes, then looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and said:
- But you all right! Then why I do not like your face? And you are conducting themselves as if afraid of something!
- Simply type the guardians of order, I always causes jim-jams - meet a friend. He sits in the car, and we're leaving.
And what was it? The question of course is interesting. But this meeting is suddenly stirred memories of the funny and not very funny episodes associated with the work of brave guardians of order on the roads.
Episode One
sign "turn to the forbidden" hung in the winter. Spring came. Near the standing trees obscured the sign. To his credit, workers at passing traffic police to react quickly to this and for several hours on duty for the sign assembled a respectable yield.
First regretted not having been with a camcorder.
Second episode
I go to the store. I looked near the shopping there were two inspectors and traffic police about something talk among themselves. Well, stand and stand. It may decide to rest. Up the road 15 meters. Went to the store. I bought that had planned. He came out, in general, ten minutes later. I found an interesting picture. Inspectors came to life. Discontinue a call and go somewhere, almost jogging. Watched them stare. It turns out, just opposite the entrance to the store parking lot. Due to the bus stop on the left entrance to the shop is not visible. So inspectors and drivers who drop in to a lot, can be seen in the last minute. Those are just waiting for those who will drive nepristegnutym.
Episode third
On vacation acquaintance, employee traffic police, said. On duty he was on a country road. The road is narrow. First, hang two signs: "No passing" and "Speed limit 30 km / h". On one side of the road - giving. On the other - the field. The movement is not that busy, but there is. Stand boring. But still in my head swirling thoughts: "Where to pay money to take?" And this is what he invented. Vyzvonil his grandfather on the old Zaporozhets and forced to ride on the road back and forth. And without breaking the rules. And the most impatient drivers, who were traveling in his direction and stops.
Now I think about: Tolley admire the business acumen and visionary professionals traffic police, or omitted to scold them. Although the fact if the rules do not violate, then we will not be fined for that.

Vitali. Driving experience of 5 years.